More fluid intake, intravenous. Said I'm severely dehydrated. No kidding!

[ Zexion sounds suspiciously cheerful, all things considered. Or he's trying desperately to be a good sport even though he can see a slim metal rod attached to a tube between his legs, where a no such object really should be, and he can feel only a faint tickle of the buzzing thing they'd tucked up his ass....]

Doctors hooked me up to some kind of apparatus to drain it. Oh, and I guess I got my shave after all? Haha-?

[ Yep he's... probably high as a kite.]

On the bright side, they're not going to operate, though I can't... really feel much of anything at all below my waist? So um.... ah. They are keeping me for an overnight observation. I don't know how they expect me to walk home after this.

They just replaced the bag. It's really ludicrous, Genesis. But staff's been....sympathetic?

[ If you count the group of nurses cooing over his cock whenever they come in and out to take samples, give injections to slow all the hyper-endocrine.... or whatever they said it was. ]

I'm going to get a very nice doctor's note for this, I've been promised.