IC Contact [Siren's Pull]

[recitings]

What do you have to present? Speak.

[A beep sounds.]

Comments

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[ex_chocoboing98]

I’m sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.

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[recitings]

Do you really want a picture of my penis?

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[ex_chocoboing98]

[............................]


What?

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[recitings]

You were asking for one over text. Did you really want to see it?

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[ex_chocoboing98]

I didn't. And I don't.

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[recitings]

Are you certain, chocobo?

[You could almost feel the eyebrow wiggling in the text~]

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[ex_chocoboing98]

Never been more certain about something in my life.

[sob...]

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[recitings]

Just teasing you, chocobo.

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[ex_chocoboing98]

That was some random teasing.

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[recitings]

Did you dislike it?

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[ex_chocoboing98]

It was different.

What if I had said yes?

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[recitings]

Then I would have told you that such things are too vulgar for photographs. I'd rather you see it yourself, although the question of whether or not I let you see it will still hang in the air.

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[ex_chocoboing98]

Good, I don't wanna know.

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[recitings]

You're not even the slightest bit curious?

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[ex_chocoboing98]

Why would I? I have one too. [Why is this conversation happening...]

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[recitings]

It is simply all a matter of attraction. Perhaps you prefer to see Sephiroth's, or Angeal's.

[Because, face it, it's already quite obvious that Angeal's got the ~big buster~]

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[ex_chocoboing98]

I gotta go back to work.

[And what does that have to do with anything...]

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[recitings]

Fine. I'll stop now.